"You can be a dirty old man as long as you live. Once you die, it's over."

With utter frankness Dr. A touches on every angle of the art of being not only a dirty old man, but a sensuous dirty old man: the stare, the leer, the snicker, the snort, the fatherly squeeze, the uncle-ish tweak, the "problems": What do you say when the husband arrives? What do you do when you meet that dread adversary, the dirty old woman? NOTHING IS LEFT TO THE IMAGINATION!