Hey! You! Yeah, you! The one holding this book! If you're looking for advice on how to make your life nice, neat, and perfect, you've got the wrong book! I can't tell you much about how to be perfect. (Ask anyone.) But I can tell you what it's like to be me. And I asked my best friends, Zach Carter-Schwartz and Geena Fabiano, to help me out. And together, we're going to help you out. By the time you finish this book, you'll know everything there is to know about being fun, fashionable, and completely unfabulous! --Addie