Can't a guy look up a woman's skirt... without losing part of his anatomy? It isn't my fault the town librarian, aka Miss Alex Forrest, likes to perch on high heels and tall ladders for a guy's maximum viewing pleasure. The lady's bod and choice of outfit may be muy caliente, but the gaze is icy. Freezing. Arctic-in-a-bikini cold. Give her time. She'll come around to the old Duncan Forbes charm. And once I have that Alex in bed, she'll tell me everything I need to know about this town and its link to the lost painting my employers paid me to find... I'd rather eat drain cleaner... than spend one more minute with that smug, big-city art professor, Duncan Forbes. The "Indiana Jones of the Art World?" Please. He couldn't find the Architecture stack till I pointed it out. And if I grabbed hold of his well-toned arm, it's not because he happens to be the sexiest man ever to destroy my Dewey Decimal System, it's because I'm not used to finding a. dead body in my library and a girl can be excused a weak moment... In the town of Swiftcurrent, Oregon, things are heating up.