Are you standing up? Well, you'd better be, because you're about to give a standing ovation!!! Come behind the scenes of the Greatest Film Ever Made with me -- Count Olaf -- the movie's unspeakably dashing writer, director, producer, art director, cameraman, stuntman, set designer, and star! You'll get:

* Rare behind-the-scenes photos of me, looking extremely handsome!

* An absolutely spectacular fire!

* The last moments of several useless extras!

* Top-secret costume designs that could make even orphans look good!

* One of the largest manmade bodies of water ever constructed, with the exception of reservoirs and other artificial lakes!

* Your favorite moments from the film, with candid remarks by me, the moviemaking genius! Other Hollywood hijinx!

If you don't buy this book, you'll regret it. (That's not a joke.) So join Count Olaf -- that's me! -- on this journey through the magical movieland of my mind!

Of course you can have my autograph!