Dwarf Goes to Oxford

He is now the father of a demanding teenage daughter and I have lost my teenage wives - just recently, since the banning started. Elaine always contained me by being more over-the-top than I am. She taught me to swear but finally rescinded - I thinks that's the word - and went to university. Although she showed me how to yodel, as it were, I embarrassed her at low table at Oxford and she did not intend to let me turn up too many times at Lucy Cavendish in Cambridge