Groan Teethgrit and Gordo Goldeaxe have looted one village too many and now the lords of Illmoor are baying for their blood. Can Duke Modeset, exiled Lord of Dullitch, devise a plan clever enough to topple the duo and Groans equally reckless half brother? Of course he can't, he is next to useless himself.. but he does have one secret weapon: an extremely beautiful princess who seems willing to do absolutely nothing for the good of her country.

Genre: Fantasy