Deranged and in serious need of therapy, and that is just the author. Bizarre, compelling, dangerous, challenging, subversive and sexy, is his style of fiction. This could give you some idea of the contents of his book. Using DNA strands from the Turin Shroud, Dr Malone is cloning jesus. And not just a single Jesus, he's going for a full half-dozen so that each of the world's major religions can have one each. It really is a bad idea. In Brentford they've had a really good idea. They're holding the Millennial celebrations two years early to avoid the rush and it promises to be the party of this, or any other century. Unless of course, something REALLY BAD were to happen...