Hailed by Stephen Colbert as "a science fiction book your grandmother will love-if she's a lustful, violent lady," this mordant, fast-paced, witty tour of a delightfully improbable science fiction world combines The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy with The Magnificent Seven.
Our hero, Cole, is having a bad day. His sidekick has run off with his girlfriend. His ride has been disintegrated by an officious traffic robot. And the spaceship he's stolen to escape from a tentacled alien bounty hunter turns out to be filled with freeze-dried orphans. Reluctantly compelled to deliver the defenseless, fluid-less children to safety, Cole recruits a support team of humans, aliens, and one friendly-if cognitively challenged-computer. Their destination: the mysterious Yrnameer, thought to be the last untrammeled planet in the galaxy. Imagine their consternation, then, when they arrive to find it threatened by Cole's archenemy, the most infamous outlaw in the cosmos.

Will Cole and his band of men and assorted others be able to defeat the vicious Runk? Will Yrnameer remain unspoiled and unsponsored (and unpronounceable)? Will the orphans be rehydrated? Get all the answers right here, in a rollicking first outing from a new comedic talent.

Genre: Science Fiction