When the gods frown, surf on the furrows. Wim is a midget from the declining Montauk tribe. Their motto: Brave Men Hide. Wim gives up his heritage to live amongst humans. Wim wreaks havoc amongst high school friends and wealthy foster parents in his quest for Ultimate Truth. Wim grows the biggest dope plant in history - and it sprouts tomatoes. Wim masters invisibility and levitation by giving up Chocolate Chip Cookies. Wim founds the major religion of the 23rd century. Wim is the guru of Ignorance and Chance.