Guess what? Just when the Unicorns were finally back to being cool (count me responsible for that), some of us started hanging out with those goody-goody Angels again. Please! Don't they know that exclusivity is what being a Unicorn is all about?

Well, I know just what it'll take to rev up the Unicorn spirit: an amazingly awesome trip to a dude ranch - and the hottest thing about it is the gorgeous riding instructor there. He's tall, strong, and absolutely perfect for me. The only problem is, the other Unicorns think he's perfect for them too!