New Age diva Squirrelly Chicane, the hottest channeler the side of Atlantis, has made millions getting high on the afterlife. So when a delegation of Himalayan holy men convince a very stoned Squirrelly that she's an incarnation of the Bunji Lama, she figures ruling their little country would be a kick. But big bad China is playing a game of turf war and Tibet is the unlucky first contestant. The holy underdogs hoped that an American national on the throne, even one as nuts as Squirrelly, would keep the bullies away. Not! Now, the U.S. is sitting on a powder keg. Solution: send in Remo and Chiun with some free tickets to paradise.

Genre: Thriller