Innocence, experience and comedy in Cumbria, from 'a British writer to be treasured and revered' Independent on SundayAs the wet lakeland fells grow misty and the holiday season draws to a close... As the tourists trickle away from the campsite, along with the sunshine, and the hot water, and the last of the good beer... A man accidentally spills a tin of green paint, and thereby condemns himself to death.