Alison, an innocent Scottish girl, moves to Barcelona and meets Chloe, a not so innocent American heiress. Chloe teaches her new friend about the sweet taste of revenge and her philosophy - never apologize, never explain. Ewan, Alison's new boyfriend and the man she wants to deflower her, causes jealousy and friction between the girls. Throwing off her Presbyterian morality (and hopefully her embarrassing virginity), Alison begins a sex and drugs romp through the gothic streets of Barcelona, while sending vengeful postcards home: Dear Lisa and Lauren, Chloe and I are on the beach with beautiful Latino boys, wow! Need to buy new clothes - size twelve is way too big now! Suppose you'll be watching Emmerdale. Hope cystitis not causing you too much agony. Alison.