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![]() | Bite Me (2010) (The third book in the Love Story series) A novel by Christopher Moore |
The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency backup mistress of the Greater Bay Area night, and my manga-haired love monkey, Foo Dog, stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public.
Whoa. And this is a love story? Yup. 'Cept there's no whining. See, while some lovers were born to run, Jody and Tommy were born to bite. Well, reborn, that is, now that they're vampires. Good thing theirs is an undying love, since their Goth Girl Friday, Abby Normal, imprisoned them in a bronze statue.
Abby wants to be a bloodsucking fiend, too, but right now she's really busy with other stuff, like breaking in a pair of red vinyl thigh-high Skankenstein® platform boots and wrangling her Ph.D.-candidate boyfriend, Steve (the love monkey). And then there's that vampire cat Chet, who's getting bigger and smarter - and thirstier - by the minute. Abby thought she and Steve could handle the kitty cat on their own, mais non . . .
Before you can say "OMG! WTF?" Tommy and Jody are sprung from captivity, and join forces with Abby, Steve, the frozen-turkey-bowling Safeway crew, the Emperor of San Francisco and his trusty dogs Lazarus and Bummer, Abby's gay Goth friend Jared, and SF's finest Cavuto and Rivera to hunt big cat and save the city. And that's when the fun really begins.
Whoa. And this is a love story? Yup. 'Cept there's no whining. See, while some lovers were born to run, Jody and Tommy were born to bite. Well, reborn, that is, now that they're vampires. Good thing theirs is an undying love, since their Goth Girl Friday, Abby Normal, imprisoned them in a bronze statue.
Abby wants to be a bloodsucking fiend, too, but right now she's really busy with other stuff, like breaking in a pair of red vinyl thigh-high Skankenstein® platform boots and wrangling her Ph.D.-candidate boyfriend, Steve (the love monkey). And then there's that vampire cat Chet, who's getting bigger and smarter - and thirstier - by the minute. Abby thought she and Steve could handle the kitty cat on their own, mais non . . .
Before you can say "OMG! WTF?" Tommy and Jody are sprung from captivity, and join forces with Abby, Steve, the frozen-turkey-bowling Safeway crew, the Emperor of San Francisco and his trusty dogs Lazarus and Bummer, Abby's gay Goth friend Jared, and SF's finest Cavuto and Rivera to hunt big cat and save the city. And that's when the fun really begins.
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Hardback Editions
March 2010 : Hardback
| Title: Bite Me: A Love Story Author(s): Christopher Moore ISBN: 0-06-177972-5 / 978-0-06-177972-5 (USA edition) Publisher: William Morrow Availability: Amazon Amazon UK Amazon CA More details... |
Paperback Editions
March 2011 : Paperback
| Title: Bite Me: A Love Story Author(s): Christopher Moore ISBN: 0-06-177973-3 / 978-0-06-177973-2 (USA edition) Publisher: William Morrow Paperbacks Availability: Amazon Amazon UK Amazon CA More details... |
February 2011 : Paperback
| Title: Bite Me Author(s): Christopher Moore ISBN: 0-7515-4544-9 / 978-0-7515-4544-9 (UK edition) Publisher: Sphere Availability: Amazon Amazon UK Amazon CA More details... |
March 2010 : Paperback
| Title: Bite Me LP: A Love Story Author(s): Christopher Moore ISBN: 0-06-194576-5 / 978-0-06-194576-2 (USA edition) Publisher: HarperLuxe Availability: Amazon Amazon UK Amazon CA More details... |
Audio Editions
July 2011 : Audio CD
| Title: Bite Me: A Love Story Author(s): Christopher Moore ISBN: 1-4074-7613-0 / 978-1-4074-7613-1 (UK edition) Publisher: Whole Story Audiobooks Availability: Amazon UK More details... |
Other Editions
March 2011 : Unknown
| Title: BITE ME: A LOVE STORY By Moore, Christopher (Author) Paperback on 08-Mar-2011 Author(s): Christopher Moore Publisher: Harper Availability: Amazon UK More details... |
October 2010 : Kindle edition
| Title: Bite Me Author(s): Christopher Moore Publisher: Hachette Digital Availability: Amazon UK More details... |
March 2010 : Kindle edition
| Title: Bite Me: A Love Story (Bloodsucking Fiends) Author(s): Christopher Moore Publisher: HarperCollins e-books Availability: Amazon Amazon UK More details... |
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