Golf resort heiress Birdie Sederburg's life revolves around how visible she is on the latest celebrity watch blog. Until she (quite literally, in her Mercedes) bumps into hot new actor Dean Stevenson - after weeks of stalking. Dean's agent manages to persuade him that being seen with Birdie is a good thing for his profile, and it's just a short distance from that to engagement. At least in Birdie's head. The course of true love, however, does not run smooth, and Birdie is forced to have herself kidnapped in order to convince Dean he really does love her. A recipe for disaster...