Take one food writer named Cranky Agnes, add a hitman named Shane, mix them together with a Southern mob wedding, a missing necklace, two annoyed flamingos, and a dog named Rhett and you've got a recipe for a sexy, hilarious novel about the disastrous side of true love…
Agnes Crandall's life goes awry when a dognapper invades her kitchen one night, seriously hampering her attempts to put on a wedding that she's staked her entire net worth on. Then a hero climbs through her bedroom window. His name is Shane, no last name, just Shane, and he has his own problems: he's got a big hit scheduled, a rival trying to take him out, and an ex-mobster uncle asking him to protect some little kid named Agnes. When he finds out that Agnes isn't so little, his uncle has forgotten to mention a missing five million bucks he might have lost in Agnes's house, and his last hit was a miss, Shane's life isn't looking so good, either. Then a bunch of lowlifes come looking for the money, a string of hit men show up for Agnes, and some wedding guests gather with intent to throw more than rice. Agnes and Shane have their hands full with greed, florists, treachery, flamingos, mayhem, mothers of the bride, and—most dangerous of all—each other. Agnes and the Hitman is the perfect combination of sugar and spice, sweet and salty—a novel of delicious proportions.
Agnes Crandall's life goes awry when a dognapper invades her kitchen one night, seriously hampering her attempts to put on a wedding that she's staked her entire net worth on. Then a hero climbs through her bedroom window. His name is Shane, no last name, just Shane, and he has his own problems: he's got a big hit scheduled, a rival trying to take him out, and an ex-mobster uncle asking him to protect some little kid named Agnes. When he finds out that Agnes isn't so little, his uncle has forgotten to mention a missing five million bucks he might have lost in Agnes's house, and his last hit was a miss, Shane's life isn't looking so good, either. Then a bunch of lowlifes come looking for the money, a string of hit men show up for Agnes, and some wedding guests gather with intent to throw more than rice. Agnes and Shane have their hands full with greed, florists, treachery, flamingos, mayhem, mothers of the bride, and—most dangerous of all—each other. Agnes and the Hitman is the perfect combination of sugar and spice, sweet and salty—a novel of delicious proportions.
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Hardback Editions
November 2007 : Hardback
| Title: Agnes and the Hitman (Center Point Platinum Romance (Large Print)) Author(s): Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer ISBN: 1-60285-081-X / 9781602850811 (USA edition) Publisher: Center Point Large Print Availability: Amazon Amazon UK Amazon CA More details... |
August 2007 : Hardback
| Title: Agnes and the Hitman Author(s): Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer ISBN: 0-312-36304-4 / 978-0-312-36304-8 (USA edition) Publisher: St. Martin's Press Availability: Amazon Amazon UK Amazon CA More details... |
Paperback Editions
August 2008 : Mass Market Paperback
| Title: Agnes and the Hitman Author(s): Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer ISBN: 0-312-36305-2 / 978-0-312-36305-5 (USA edition) Publisher: St. Martin's Paperbacks Availability: Amazon Amazon UK Amazon CA More details... |
Audio Editions
August 2008 : Audio CD
| Title: Agnes and the Hitman Author(s): Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer ISBN: 1-4233-3656-9 / 978-1-4233-3656-3 (USA edition) Publisher: Brilliance Audio on CD Value Priced Availability: Amazon Amazon CA More details... |
February 2008 : Audio Cassette
| Title: Agnes And The Hitman (Cass)Lib (Unabr) Author(s): Jennifer Crusie/Bob Mayer ISBN: 1-4233-3648-8 / 978-1-4233-3648-8 (USA edition) Publisher: Brilliance Audio Availability: Amazon Amazon CA More details... |
August 2007 : Audio CD
| Title: Agnes and the Hitman Author(s): Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer ISBN: 1-4233-3649-6 / 978-1-4233-3649-5 (USA edition) Publisher: Brilliance Audio on CD Unabridged Availability: Amazon Amazon CA More details... |
August 2007 : Audio CD
| Title: Agnes And The Hitman (Cd)Lib (Unab) Author(s): Jennifer Crusie/Bob Mayer ISBN: 1-4233-3650-X / 978-1-4233-3650-1 (USA edition) Publisher: Brilliance Audio Availability: Amazon Amazon CA More details... |
August 2007 : Audio CD
| Title: Agnes and the Hitman Author(s): Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer ISBN: 1-4233-3651-8 / 978-1-4233-3651-8 (USA edition) Publisher: Brilliance Audio Availability: Amazon Amazon UK Amazon CA More details... |
August 2007 : Audio CD
| Title: Agnes and the Hitman Author(s): Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer ISBN: 1-4233-3652-6 / 978-1-4233-3652-5 (USA edition) Publisher: Brilliance Audio Availability: Amazon Amazon UK Amazon CA More details... |
August 2007 : Audio CD
| Title: Agnes And The Hitman (Cd) (Abr.) Author(s): Jennifer Crusie/Bob Mayer ISBN: 1-4233-3655-0 / 978-1-4233-3655-6 (USA edition) Publisher: Brilliance Audio Availability: Amazon Amazon CA More details... |
Other Editions
October 2008 : Unknown
| Title: Agnes and the Hitman with Headphones (Playaway Adult Fiction) Author(s): Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer ISBN: 1-60640-582-9 / 9781606405826 (USA edition) Publisher: Playaway Availability: Amazon Amazon UK More details... |
August 2007 : Kindle edition
| Title: Agnes and the Hitman Author(s): Jennifer Crusie Publisher: St. Martin's Press Availability: Amazon More details... |
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