'Not go??' cried Chloe. 'Not go to the Earthquake Ball?? What about all those poor, homeless earthquake victims? Think of the music! The fights! The jealousy! The broken hearts.'

It's clear: Zoe and Chloe must go to the ball. But there's one problem - who's going to take them? All the guys they know are so immature they're practically fetuses. It's time for some fresh prospects, and what better way to find them than a want ad: 'Strong, fit young man wanted for exciting weekend venture.' Now that should produce results.

Readers will find the antics of Zoe and Chloe deliciously captivating.