Kathy Lette - otherwise known as the Queen of the Quip - has put together a collection of her funniest and most outrageous observations. Here are a few examples. No wife ever shot a husband while he was vacuuming. All husbands think they're Gods. If only their wives weren't atheists. Till Homicide Do Us Part. Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged blokes who should know better. Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. Statistically, 100 percent of divorces begin with marriage. If He wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen. I couldn't ask for a better husband as much as I'd bloody well like to.