Will herstory become history?

Talk about a rockin' project! Cher, the insatiable do-gooder, is at it again. This time she's working on the hugely popular alterna-star Talia D'art, crown jewel of Gwyneth Fair, the outdoor all-girl music festival. Talia has a set of angry pipes and a vicious 'tude, but when Cher overhears her singing the blues, a bonding breakthrough ensues. After all, Cher knows it's way stressful being furiously popular and managing a career.

While the frazzled femme hangs in L.A. to record her new album, Cher and De infuse her with sparkling self-amour and encourage her to find the cheerful rocker within. Lifted from D'art depression, Talia fully embraces her newfound Bettyness. Now her producers and fans are buggin'. Girlfriend's totally lost her edge, and her artistic integrity is whack. Has the Talia turnaround caused an irreparable pop culture meltdown?