Spend a typical day with John Elvin during the summer of 1982. Lose your job. Fight a war. Fire your bizarre psychiatrist. Have conversations with your most private body parts and set your date's dress on fire. Lose your car and destroy a motel while gangsters and men dressed as women try to whack you. At age twenty-four, John Elvin, is determined to finally lose his virginity or go insane. When he meets another virgin, Lori Anderson, they want to experience a night of passion. They discover it is easier said than done. John is cursed with bad luck and a crazy family, but he vows to defeat genetics at any cost. When outside forces unite to stop him from reaching his goal, John will either die or lose his virginity when the odds are stacked against him. Last Chance of a Crazy Virgin features the lighter side of thriller writer Dennis Latham, author of Michael In Hell and The Bad Season from Y.S. Gazelle Books.