From the history of the parent to the molecules that make them, this book provides you with everything you will ever need to know about taking charge of your parents. Learn how to identify your type of parent, calculate how embarrassed you should feel in any given situation, and realise, once and for all, that not only can you finally comprehend what your parents are going on about but that you can control them with a Vulcan-like grip. How to Bring Up Your Parents is the essential survival guide.