Things you learn in this book: 1). Sometimes it is o.k. to be sneaky if you don't get caught.
2). How to do flashlight morse code.
3). What happened at school that was exciting: nothing.
4). How it feels to walk into your class after going to the principal's office!
5). Many other things, most importantly, how to convince your parents to MAYBE let you get a dog. A real one, not one made of cardboard.