It's never been easy addressing a crowd, especially when the crowd is going to be the entire world - live - and you are stuck for inspiration. After the scientific proof that the Turin shroud is real proves to be too convoluted for Pope Joshua Angeles to use, it seems that the only sensible course is to panic. However , when he hears that something has fallen out of the sky, destroying the Chapel of St. Tib's, he suddenly becomes very inspired. Unfortunately, so do the US Military and the Secret Services of every major world power.