Hey. Hey, you. Yeah, you. The one with the keyboard. Im so glad you clicked on my book. I wrote it so youd read it.
Now, heres where Im supposed to say all kinds of hip, Whoopi-esque stuff to get you to buy it. Clicking on it is just the first step. Buying itthats a whole other contract.
So this is when we seal the deal, when I tell you, in my own inimitable way, how uproarious and provocative this book is, how out there, and cutting edge, and whatever else I can think to throw into the mix. Or, I could say things like, Not since War and Peace... or Move over, Alice Walker... or This book does for the written word what Pat Boone did for heavy metal....
Well, come on now. Lets face it, if this book were all those things, itd be a novel, and I wouldnt resort to such low tactics. Youd just buy it and move on, or wait for someone to turn it into a movie. So Ill give it to you straight. This book doesnt suck. Itll make you laughmaybe not out loud, but in that place deep down where you know a good joke when you hear one. Itll make you thinkalso not out loud, because, you know, thatd be a little strange. Hell, it might even get you to reconsider a few things, and consider a few others for the first time.
You can take this book to bed, or to the beach, and it wont ask you to swallow, or rub lotion on its back. It doesnt cost a whole lot of money. And (best of all!) its collectible. Buy a fewone to read and a couple more to set aside for your retirement, cause these suckers are gonna go up in value like nobodys business. Trust me on this. One to read, and a couple more to set aside. You wont be sorry.
And neither will I.
Now, heres where Im supposed to say all kinds of hip, Whoopi-esque stuff to get you to buy it. Clicking on it is just the first step. Buying itthats a whole other contract.
So this is when we seal the deal, when I tell you, in my own inimitable way, how uproarious and provocative this book is, how out there, and cutting edge, and whatever else I can think to throw into the mix. Or, I could say things like, Not since War and Peace... or Move over, Alice Walker... or This book does for the written word what Pat Boone did for heavy metal....
Well, come on now. Lets face it, if this book were all those things, itd be a novel, and I wouldnt resort to such low tactics. Youd just buy it and move on, or wait for someone to turn it into a movie. So Ill give it to you straight. This book doesnt suck. Itll make you laughmaybe not out loud, but in that place deep down where you know a good joke when you hear one. Itll make you thinkalso not out loud, because, you know, thatd be a little strange. Hell, it might even get you to reconsider a few things, and consider a few others for the first time.
You can take this book to bed, or to the beach, and it wont ask you to swallow, or rub lotion on its back. It doesnt cost a whole lot of money. And (best of all!) its collectible. Buy a fewone to read and a couple more to set aside for your retirement, cause these suckers are gonna go up in value like nobodys business. Trust me on this. One to read, and a couple more to set aside. You wont be sorry.
And neither will I.
Used availability for Whoopi Goldberg's Whoopi
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Hardback Editions
October 2006 : Hardback
| Title: Whoopi's Big Book of Manners Author(s): Whoopi Goldberg ISBN: 0-7868-5295-X / 978-0-7868-5295-6 (USA edition) Publisher: Jump at the Sun Availability: Amazon Amazon UK Amazon CA More details... |
April 1998 : Hardback
| Title: Whoopi Author(s): Whoopi Goldberg ISBN: 0-316-64657-1 / 978-0-316-64657-4 (USA edition) Publisher: Little, Brown & Company Availability: Amazon Amazon UK Amazon CA More details... |
April 1998 : Hardback
| Title: Book Author(s): Whoopi Goldberg ISBN: 0-316-64570-2 / 978-0-316-64570-6 (USA edition) Publisher: Little, Brown & Company Availability: Amazon Amazon UK Amazon CA More details... |
October 1997 : Library Binding
| Title: Book Display Author(s): Whoopi Goldberg ISBN: 0-688-15650-9 / 978-0-688-15650-3 (USA edition) Publisher: Rob Weisbach Books Availability: Amazon Amazon UK Amazon CA More details... |
October 1997 : Hardback
| Title: Book Author(s): Whoopi Goldberg ISBN: 0-688-15252-X / 978-0-688-15252-9 (USA edition) Publisher: William Morrow Availability: Amazon Amazon UK Amazon CA More details... |
Paperback Editions
February 1999 : Paperback
| Title: Book Author(s): Whoopi Goldberg ISBN: 0-7515-2633-9 / 978-0-7515-2633-2 (UK edition) Publisher: Time Warner Paperbacks Availability: Amazon Amazon UK Amazon CA More details... |
October 1998 : Mass Market Paperback
| Title: Book Author(s): Whoopi Goldberg ISBN: 0-380-72979-2 / 978-0-380-72979-1 (USA edition) Publisher: Avon Availability: Amazon Amazon UK Amazon CA More details... |
1998 : Paperback
| Title: Book Author(s): Whoopi Goldberg Publisher: Little Availability: Amazon Amazon UK More details... |
Audio Editions
November 2007 : Audio CD
| Title: Whoopi Goldberg - The 20th Anniversary Show Author(s): Whoopi Goldberg ISBN: 1-902607-42-2 / 9781902607429 (UK edition) Publisher: Laughing Stock Production Ltd Availability: Amazon Amazon UK Amazon CA More details... |
October 1997 : Audio CD
| Title: Whoopi Author(s): Whoopi Goldberg ISBN: 0-553-45576-1 / 978-0-553-45576-2 (USA edition) Publisher: Random House Audio Availability: Amazon Amazon CA More details... |
Other Editions
October 1997 : Unbound
| Title: AUDIOBOOK Author(s): Whoopi Goldberg ISBN: 0-553-66118-3 / 978-0-553-66118-7 (USA edition) Publisher: Random House Audio Availability: Amazon Amazon UK More details... |
January 1997 : Unknown
| Title: Whoopi Goldberg Book Author(s): Whoopi Goldberg Publisher: Morrow Availability: Amazon More details... |
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