The founders of an international electronic conspiracy are positioning themselves to take over the world. And there's only one man who can stop them---a country bumpkin from West Virginia named Sweeley Leech. How? As narrated by Sweeley's divinely lubricious daughter Fifi, the most beautiful and loving angel who ever graced the pages of a novel. Ancient Lights is a race against the clock, taking Sweeley and his crusading entourage to the glittering crytal towers of New York City and the serene pockets of the Far East, a journey during which he offers the world a new gospel, a curious hybrid of love and compassion both ancient and modern. But since someone must win the race, can a world on the edge of destruction accept the Criste Lite..before it's too late?