A disenchantedspell-caster, a feeding-disordered and phobic vampire with a penchant fortelevision talk shows, an inept shape-shifter, a militaristic saint, and asurferesque Viking are aligned in a mission to find the answer tounanswerable questions, drink coffee, and slaughter vaguely annoyingbystanders. In the course of their journey, they encounter a variety ofFamous Dead Guys, Mythic Creatures, and Horrendous Jokes. Under thedominion of a patriarchal authority figure, they stumble blindly throughlayers of past, present, and future, only to find that No One will helpthem.