Is this the right book for you? Take the kidding test and find out. Answer yes/no. Do you ever pretend that you are dead to get out of going to school? Do you like to ring up people you know and pretend to be someone else? Do you own any of the following items: fake dog poo, rubber vomit, gorilla suit? Do you wish that every day could be April Fool's Day? Score yourselves one point for each Yes answer. If you score 3-5, you are a practical joker genius. You will love this book. If you score 1-2, you are a good practical joker. You will love this book. If you score 0, you are not a practical joker. You are what practical jokers call a 'victim'. You will love this book.