I am Ozymandias, the teller of stories, the recounter of the Family HIstory, the Keeper of the Files. The last few months have been eventful for all of us. One glance at the Family Wall proves it without a doubt...

While the residents of 58 Azalea Avenue are away, their cat, Ozymandias, invites you inside to learn the truth behind an intriguing assortment of snapshots on the Fantora Family Wall. Revel in Francesca's revenge against a ballet class bully. Witness vegetarian vampire Auntie Varvara's wedding. Attend Rosie's course in imaginative cookery. Ozzy's extraordinary tales about this decidedly offbeat family will tickle your funny bone at every turn of the page.