Circus gaiety! A ring of 1,000 delights! None of this awaits you!

What awaits you: a commune of beautiful and wise circus midgets; the Love-o-tron, towering orange plants capable of joyous sexual reproduction; The Chain of Absurdity; Bottled Barbed Chains; Viso-Pants; The Commercial of Truth; a man named Mark Anders; a little doe-eyed girl; The Grand Dictator; a Zen Master; an Eastern European accented Karma Wheel; The Doughnut Kiosk; The Church of the Byrds; The Church of Lionel Richie; High Priest Lionel; High Priest Nash; a man named Herr Fraknow whose title is Godvernor, Malachai, and more.

In the end, it makes too much sense. Or does it . . .