When The Faccome Flash appears at a morning kick-off against Darlington sporting nothing but a very quickly made reputation with the women of Newcastle, word spreads like wildfire. Soon, whether the flash is going to show is a hotter talking point than the match itself. Returning from the game, Al realises he may be closer to the Flash than anyone and, as the media go past overdrive, the community pull together in support of their hero. Then, as the big derby against Sunderland approaches and with the police treating the Flash's capture as a personal quest, surely he won't be strutting his stuff straight across St James' Park?