James has lived in the shadow of his best friend Stefan since school. Now, Stefan has it all - looks, money and a cool job. And James has a half share in a slew of naff game show ideas that have yet to see the light of day (Shark Survivor, Natural Selection, Whose Pants Are They Anyway?, Porn Idol). But he does also have Victoria, the girl of his dreams, even if James is convinced that one day Victoria will realise that she can do so much better than him. So James does the unthinkable. He arranges a meeting between his best friend and his best girl. And waits.