Neverland is Simon Crump's most daring collection yet - surreal, outrageous, and laugh-out-loud funny. Four years in the making (and delivered just hours before Michael Jackson's death), this is a superb piece of writing that transposes the King of Pop into a world of $2,000,000 unicorns bought on eBay, giant whelks, rampaging bodyguards, violence, wonder, mystery, and golf.

Outrageous and hilarious, Neverland is nevertheless more than just satire: it is a profound - and profoundly entertaining - fictional exploration of celebrity.