In this unique rendering of Aesop's classic fable, the Tortoise and the Hare race along a route lined both with actual and made-up road signs as well as signs held in the air by spectators. The famous competitors brave a rain shower, a broken bridge, construction detours, and lots of dips, bumps, and steep grades, while children read entertaining signs like "Bad hare day" and "Tortoises have cute knees!"