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Don't Quit The Day Job
(2024)(The first book in the Annoying Hot Bosses Club series)
A novel by J S Cooper
Dear Grumpy Horrible Boss,
You suck as a lawyer. I dont even know how you passed the bar. Just in case you didnt know, you cant fire me just because I have a part-time job working bachelor parties. What I do on the weekend is none of your business and not a part of my employment contract.
As soon as I get my big break as an actress, I will be leaving your employ. I am literally counting down the days. You must be dreaming if you think Im going to be working 6am-9pm for the next month just so you wont report me to HR. Go ahead and report me.
See if I care Mr. Wanna-be hotshot playboy lawyer. Youre not that hot and I do not want you.
Also, stop emailing me at night with lists of to-dos.
Your not very well paid assistant,
Lila Haversham
Lila,
I hope you can count to infinity because thats how many more days youre going to be working for me. If your acting is as good as your dancing, youre not going to be making it anytime soon.
Five words of advice: Dont quit the day job.
Your very well paid and handsome boss,
Max Spector
P.S. A new phone will be arriving tonight so we can communicate via text and not email. Or if you��d rather, we can communicate from my bed. Or do you not remember our conversation from Saturday night?
Genre: Romance
You suck as a lawyer. I dont even know how you passed the bar. Just in case you didnt know, you cant fire me just because I have a part-time job working bachelor parties. What I do on the weekend is none of your business and not a part of my employment contract.
As soon as I get my big break as an actress, I will be leaving your employ. I am literally counting down the days. You must be dreaming if you think Im going to be working 6am-9pm for the next month just so you wont report me to HR. Go ahead and report me.
See if I care Mr. Wanna-be hotshot playboy lawyer. Youre not that hot and I do not want you.
Also, stop emailing me at night with lists of to-dos.
Your not very well paid assistant,
Lila Haversham
Lila,
I hope you can count to infinity because thats how many more days youre going to be working for me. If your acting is as good as your dancing, youre not going to be making it anytime soon.
Five words of advice: Dont quit the day job.
Your very well paid and handsome boss,
Max Spector
P.S. A new phone will be arriving tonight so we can communicate via text and not email. Or if you��d rather, we can communicate from my bed. Or do you not remember our conversation from Saturday night?
Genre: Romance
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