CASTING CALL NOTICE:

Seeking actress for role of ditzy former Vegas showgirl Sugar Dupont. Must possess strong vocals, outgoing personality and great gazongas.

Well, two out of three ain't bad.

A showbiz veteran, Evie Parish knows she has the chops to sing and dance with the best. A Wonderbra should take care of the rest.

YOUR SCENE PARTNER:

Arch, aka Charles Dupont, a doting older husband.

THE GIG:

Eight days of smooching, fawning and otherwise making a PDA spectacle of yourselves on a Caribbean cruise.

AND...THE CATCH:

Arch is one of a team of former con men staging a sting to catch a grifter-and, under his stage makeup, he's the sexiest hunk ever to don a fake mustache...