Readers who loved my first two darkly comic novels, The Thin Pink Line and Crossing the Line, keep emailing, wanting to know what happens to crazy Jane Taylor and her madcap circle of friends next, so I thought I would give them a series of stand-alone stories. In each story, one of the supporting characters from the original books gets to speak his or her piece from Jane's World. This time up, it's everyone's favorite receptionist who can't type, Constance.